I'm sooooooooooooooo tired. I was so tired today at work that I started hallucinating. I was walking into the kitchen then all of a sudden my buddy list popped up on the wall in front of me (I'm dead serious!).

Hey, Nick, add two more to the list of my stalkers.

There's this lady that comes into the resturant every now and then. She came in today and sat in my section. She sits at the same table everytime she comes in. She is what we call a "camper", she stays here reading a book for like 3 hours. The last time I had her, she was there from 12 to about 5:30. Reading a friggin' book. "Wang chung"

I bought Switchfoot's "The Beautiful Letdown" Cd. Very choice.

"Bill Gates don't dangle diamonds in the face of peasants when he's Microsoftin' through the place"

Yo quiero sleep