Ive got a lot of stuff to talk about tonight. Here goes:

So I'm in my room, playing GTA 3, right? My dog Corbin is sitting on my bed. And I had to fart. It had been brewing up inside me for like the past half hour. So I fart and its really loud, and then Corbin starts barking at me. This all took place about an hour ago. Crazy, huh?

Dude, my belt buckle is the shizznit. For those of you who have seen it, yall know what I'm talking about. Its a great way to get people to look at your crotch. When I go to the mall or at school, you can see people's eyes look at you and then their eyes wander down to look at the buckle/crotch region. Finally, credit is given where credit is due. (I came with that all by myself)

You know what really sucks? Lately, I've lost saved games on my memory card, which really sucks cuz files took forever for me to get. Like in GTA 3, I had like $3 million saved up. All gone now. I had to start from scratch tonight. I guess that what I get for buying a crappy $14 memory card.

I've got to go to work tomorrow.

I was going to put a Family Guy quote right------------>here, but i cant find one, so just read the one I put in here earlier today.

I'm out, bitches.