Saturday, April 03, 2004

Tonight at work, I was waiting on a table, and they asked me what a crawfish was. Right then and there I knew they weren't from around these parts. Then they asked what gumbo was. I was thinking to myself "Where are these people from?". Turns out they're from Canada. Then I thought, "Canada! Now it all makes sense!!"

Im really tired.

"When you close your eyes, I hope I'm the man you see. Cuz if not, I want you to know, tonight I plan to be"

Smell yall chumps on the flip side.

Peter Griffin: I'll give you $40 for that coffin.
Store Owner: Sir, this casket is $1,000.
Peter Griffin: I'll give you $2,000.
Store Owner: Sir, that's double what it costs.
Peter Griffin: $60.
Brian Griffin: [to the store owner] He doesn't know how to haggle.

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