Is is just me, or does Eminem look hot as those two groupies in the "My Band" video?
So being the nice son that I am, I surprised my mom today and brought her lunch at work.
Man, I almost got into two accidents yesterday within in a hour timespan. Now most of you know how I drive, and that did play a small part in it, but it was also raining. Ok the first time, I was driving like 60 in a 50, in the rain, and the car in front of me abruptly stopped. So I slammed on the brakes because it's what I usually do when someone stops in front of me. Well, of course I start to skid. I tried to steer away from the car, but even with my tires turned completely to the right, I was still about to hit this car. Luckily the car turned before I smashed into the back of it. My second scrape with death happened like 45 minutes later.
I was driving down 2920 into Tomball and I was about to cross the railroad tracks. As soon as I get over I see a car stopped about 50-75 feet away. Again, I slam on the brakes and start skidding. This time I stopped like 5-10 feet away from the car. I almost crapped my pants.
Nick gets home today. Let the summer of mayhem begin!!!
Holy shnikes!! You know that song my Mario Wynnins "I don't wanna know"? You know that intro, with the low humming noise? Well at first I thought it came from the Fugee's song "Ready or Not". But it actually comes from one of Enya's songs "Boadicea". I just heard it on my LAUNCHcast internet radio. Damn.
Looking for a job? Give me a call. Seriously.
Well I'm gonna skate on out (forshadowing). Smell ya on the flip side.
Hey y'all, comense to jigglin!!
You dirty snarge!
So being the nice son that I am, I surprised my mom today and brought her lunch at work.
Man, I almost got into two accidents yesterday within in a hour timespan. Now most of you know how I drive, and that did play a small part in it, but it was also raining. Ok the first time, I was driving like 60 in a 50, in the rain, and the car in front of me abruptly stopped. So I slammed on the brakes because it's what I usually do when someone stops in front of me. Well, of course I start to skid. I tried to steer away from the car, but even with my tires turned completely to the right, I was still about to hit this car. Luckily the car turned before I smashed into the back of it. My second scrape with death happened like 45 minutes later.
I was driving down 2920 into Tomball and I was about to cross the railroad tracks. As soon as I get over I see a car stopped about 50-75 feet away. Again, I slam on the brakes and start skidding. This time I stopped like 5-10 feet away from the car. I almost crapped my pants.
Nick gets home today. Let the summer of mayhem begin!!!
Holy shnikes!! You know that song my Mario Wynnins "I don't wanna know"? You know that intro, with the low humming noise? Well at first I thought it came from the Fugee's song "Ready or Not". But it actually comes from one of Enya's songs "Boadicea". I just heard it on my LAUNCHcast internet radio. Damn.
Looking for a job? Give me a call. Seriously.
Well I'm gonna skate on out (forshadowing). Smell ya on the flip side.
Hey y'all, comense to jigglin!!
You dirty snarge!
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