So yesterday I actually made a little bit of money at work (about $95 working on the patio). Working on mother's day wasnt as bad as I thought it would be.
Have you ever noticed that before you watch Jackass, Wildboys, or Viva La Bam, they have a disclaimer that says "Stunts preformed by professional"? Professionals? How does shoving a Matchbox car up your butt make you a professional. If they're professionals then me and Nick must be trained professional, then. Oh, well.....
What else, what else....
Nick gets home on Wednesday. It'll be just like the good ole days.
Man, I've got nothing. Well, just this quote from my favorite movie.
"Behind every strong black man is....."
".....the police?"
"....a bunch of slow white atheletes?"
"......a cute butt?"
"...probable cause?"
"No, a strong black woman."
See you space cowboy......
Have you ever noticed that before you watch Jackass, Wildboys, or Viva La Bam, they have a disclaimer that says "Stunts preformed by professional"? Professionals? How does shoving a Matchbox car up your butt make you a professional. If they're professionals then me and Nick must be trained professional, then. Oh, well.....
What else, what else....
Nick gets home on Wednesday. It'll be just like the good ole days.
Man, I've got nothing. Well, just this quote from my favorite movie.
"Behind every strong black man is....."
".....the police?"
"....a bunch of slow white atheletes?"
"......a cute butt?"
"...probable cause?"
"No, a strong black woman."
See you space cowboy......


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