First off, congrats to Cushman on the start of his blog. Shameless promotion. Cush, I'd know you'd do the same for me (wink).

Shots and Thots

Today at work, one of the waiters, Sammy, said that he had to leave early to turn himself in to the police. He had like 2 g's in unpaid tickets and stuff and the cops had a warrant out for his arrest. I was like "Man what a bummer" and he said "Oh its cool, I'm gonna have a party once I get out". Lifestyles of the broke and stupid.

Tonight I was watching this special about how students in high school and college cheat and get away with it. It was pretty much the same stuff that we do from downloading term papers of the web, down to writing the answers on a rubber band and wearing it on your wrist during the test. Then they talked to this one kid who would write your papers for you. Give him a topic and he'd write it. He could even write a paper depending what kind of paper it was. Ex. Me, for instance, I'm a "C" student so the kid would write a "C" paper. He also takes test for people. It works in big classes in auditoriums where the teacher can't check all the students. And on top of it, this kid charged like $20+ per page on each paper. Now thats the kinda job I need. Talk about your "college job".
"Daddy, what kind of job did you have when you were in college?"
"Well son, I helped miserable failures pass classes that they had no business signing up for"

That's all I got for tonight.

Cheese it!!!