I am the American Dream?
Wow. Those are the only words that can describe the past week/weekend. The resturante was a ghost town the past weekend. No, literally, I think I saw a tumble weed roll down one of the isles once or twice. Here's a list of people that came in over the weekend:
-Meeray: Yeah I know I spelled her name wrong. She came in with her family.
-Luis: One of my many "south of the border" friends from high school. We also work'd at Krogers together. He's leaving for the Marines in a few.
-My aunt Darran: Man I hadn't seen her in a long time.
-The Pitcocks: They came in on Saturday, boozin' as usual.
-The Hamiltons: Man, what an oddball family. Matt, what is up with your hair? You might as well dye it black and start talking about hating the establishment.
You know what was a funny show? "Strangers with Candy" on Comedy Central. They showed a few episodes the other day, but they were re-runs. That was a funny show. If you've seen it, you'd agree.
Speaking of Comedy Central, whats up with Dave Chappelle? This whole Chappelle Show mania is out of hand. The "Im Rich James, bitch" thing was funny at first. Dont get me wrong, it still is funny, but its getting played out faster than a song by OutKast (big ups to Kast and everyone in the ATL). I was the guy at work who could do the best impression, and i still can. But now people are using their names instead. "I'm Rick James, bitch"=funny. "I'm Steve Detrich, bitch"? Not the least bit funny. I can say it because my last name is James. "Im Brandon James, bitch"=hilarious results. And thats not the only CS refrence out there. The whole Lil Jon thing is killing it. The "WHAT!! OK!!! YEAH!!" thing is out of control. At work in the kitchen, when someone says "Can you pass me a bottle of ketchup?" the most common answer you'' get is "WHAT!!! OK!!!" Its even on the radio. I was listening to 97.9 Da Boxx (local hip hop station if you didnt know) one night, and the night DJ was making jokes about his headphones. If you've seen the first season, then you know about Fistacuffs, the underground rapper from da streets. "Turn my headphones up. Im serious, nigga, turn them shits up. I cant hear out of my left headphone. What? Ya heard?" Next thing you know kids are gonna be shouting "I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!" What has the world come to?
I say the cutest thing the other day on my way to work (yeah I said cute). I was driving down Chapions Dr. and I saw these two boys, must have been no more than 10 or 11. And they had a lemonade stand set up in front of their house. So I thought that I'd do my good deed for the day and help these kids out. I whipped the Saturn around with a 180 thanks to the driving classes I've been taking (via Rockstar's Vice City) and went back. So i pull up and I see that they made their own little "Staff" shirts. I asked the kid who wasnt playing Gameboy how much a cup of lemonade cost. He tells me $.25. So I give hime a quarter and I recieve a styrofoam cup of pink lemonade. After my first sip, you could tell by the look on my face that they had made this themselves. They must've used the metric system to measure out the sugar because it tasted like a black person had made it (for those of you not of African-American decent, us color'd folk like a lot of sugar in our Kool-aid and tea). That was some good lemonade. And for only a quater? Those kids were losing money. Oh well...........
Have any of yall seen that show on MTV "I Want A Famous Face"? There was a dude on there that wanted to become a J.Lo look alike. And he had put but implants in his underwear so he could have a butt like hers. At that moment, I was glad i was black. Why? I dont know, but GO NIGGERS!!! We're #1
Hey Nick, remember the good ole days? Going to Fry's, listening to Daft Punk, playing Tony Hawk, and blowing stuff up? Man, what I would give for a 1984 DeLorian-turn-time machine right now.........my scrotum, that's what.
Smell ya later.
Wow. Those are the only words that can describe the past week/weekend. The resturante was a ghost town the past weekend. No, literally, I think I saw a tumble weed roll down one of the isles once or twice. Here's a list of people that came in over the weekend:
-Meeray: Yeah I know I spelled her name wrong. She came in with her family.
-Luis: One of my many "south of the border" friends from high school. We also work'd at Krogers together. He's leaving for the Marines in a few.
-My aunt Darran: Man I hadn't seen her in a long time.
-The Pitcocks: They came in on Saturday, boozin' as usual.
-The Hamiltons: Man, what an oddball family. Matt, what is up with your hair? You might as well dye it black and start talking about hating the establishment.
You know what was a funny show? "Strangers with Candy" on Comedy Central. They showed a few episodes the other day, but they were re-runs. That was a funny show. If you've seen it, you'd agree.
Speaking of Comedy Central, whats up with Dave Chappelle? This whole Chappelle Show mania is out of hand. The "Im Rich James, bitch" thing was funny at first. Dont get me wrong, it still is funny, but its getting played out faster than a song by OutKast (big ups to Kast and everyone in the ATL). I was the guy at work who could do the best impression, and i still can. But now people are using their names instead. "I'm Rick James, bitch"=funny. "I'm Steve Detrich, bitch"? Not the least bit funny. I can say it because my last name is James. "Im Brandon James, bitch"=hilarious results. And thats not the only CS refrence out there. The whole Lil Jon thing is killing it. The "WHAT!! OK!!! YEAH!!" thing is out of control. At work in the kitchen, when someone says "Can you pass me a bottle of ketchup?" the most common answer you'' get is "WHAT!!! OK!!!" Its even on the radio. I was listening to 97.9 Da Boxx (local hip hop station if you didnt know) one night, and the night DJ was making jokes about his headphones. If you've seen the first season, then you know about Fistacuffs, the underground rapper from da streets. "Turn my headphones up. Im serious, nigga, turn them shits up. I cant hear out of my left headphone. What? Ya heard?" Next thing you know kids are gonna be shouting "I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!" What has the world come to?
I say the cutest thing the other day on my way to work (yeah I said cute). I was driving down Chapions Dr. and I saw these two boys, must have been no more than 10 or 11. And they had a lemonade stand set up in front of their house. So I thought that I'd do my good deed for the day and help these kids out. I whipped the Saturn around with a 180 thanks to the driving classes I've been taking (via Rockstar's Vice City) and went back. So i pull up and I see that they made their own little "Staff" shirts. I asked the kid who wasnt playing Gameboy how much a cup of lemonade cost. He tells me $.25. So I give hime a quarter and I recieve a styrofoam cup of pink lemonade. After my first sip, you could tell by the look on my face that they had made this themselves. They must've used the metric system to measure out the sugar because it tasted like a black person had made it (for those of you not of African-American decent, us color'd folk like a lot of sugar in our Kool-aid and tea). That was some good lemonade. And for only a quater? Those kids were losing money. Oh well...........
Have any of yall seen that show on MTV "I Want A Famous Face"? There was a dude on there that wanted to become a J.Lo look alike. And he had put but implants in his underwear so he could have a butt like hers. At that moment, I was glad i was black. Why? I dont know, but GO NIGGERS!!! We're #1
Hey Nick, remember the good ole days? Going to Fry's, listening to Daft Punk, playing Tony Hawk, and blowing stuff up? Man, what I would give for a 1984 DeLorian-turn-time machine right now.........my scrotum, that's what.
Smell ya later.
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