Slow times at work.

Hey Sean, thanks for coming in Sunday. I really enjoyed waiting on yall. Hope like the crawfish and free dessert.

So last night at work, me and some of the other guys were standing around the lobster tank. And we were talking about how the kill the lobsters. And I start talking, going into all the detail, "Yeah, the chef's take a knife and cut of its head and then they scoop out its guts into the sink while its still alive". Then my friend Brian starts laughing.
"What?"
"This lady was standing right behind you the whole time, making these faces and stuff"
"The whole time?"
"Yeah"
"Aww man" Classic.

So.............

I am swolle

Homework must be abolished.