Long time, no blog.

Hey Jon, sorry about Sunday night. If I knew you put the glasses out there, I would have stole them instead of telling Brian. If only I had a time machine.......

Dude, yesterday I was opening the back door to let out our dog, and the bottom of the door swung and took out like half of my left big toe, seriously. There was like this big flap of skin and everytime I walked it was like "flappity flappity flap".

I don't know, but lately I've been thinking about joining the Army or Navy. And you know what, I think I'm gonna go through with it.

Hey Nick, you remember the time:
-When we made that crater in your backyard with the dry ice bomb?
-We found the "jumpy mud" back in the woods?
-We started that fire at Arron's house and the fire dept. had to come and put it out
-That same weekend, we found that boat by the pond, and you went out on the pond, and the boat had holes in the bottom of it?
-You almost killed us driving Karen's car?
-When we had to go and buy all that pineapple parafinalia for your drunk neighbors?
-That time we were playing Jarts at like 11 at night and you almost hit that little kid?

Good times, good times.

"I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!!"