Hello there boys and girls. The time has come for us to face our fears.......
Today was one of those days when you feel depressed, but you don't know why.
I have learned my lesson: Always grat a table no matter what. "Gratting" a table is when we add gratuity to a table, 15% of the bill. Let me give you the scenario: Friday night, 10:00. I get sat with a party of 12 an hour before close. And to top it off, they're black. For those of you who dont work in the resturant business, black people aren't the tippers. But this group was different. There was a white lady in the group, and she tells me the she is going to take care of the bill. I'm thinking, "Sweet. Brandon James is gonna get paid tonight." So dinner comes and goes, and the bill comes out to be almost 3 bills. They pay the bill, I go back and check, and you know how much she left me? Not a penny. I hate people.
"You a China-man, ain't you?"
"Well, I am 1/16 Korean"
"I knew it!! You is a China-man"
Conformity, how I hate thee.
Today was one of those days when you feel depressed, but you don't know why.
I have learned my lesson: Always grat a table no matter what. "Gratting" a table is when we add gratuity to a table, 15% of the bill. Let me give you the scenario: Friday night, 10:00. I get sat with a party of 12 an hour before close. And to top it off, they're black. For those of you who dont work in the resturant business, black people aren't the tippers. But this group was different. There was a white lady in the group, and she tells me the she is going to take care of the bill. I'm thinking, "Sweet. Brandon James is gonna get paid tonight." So dinner comes and goes, and the bill comes out to be almost 3 bills. They pay the bill, I go back and check, and you know how much she left me? Not a penny. I hate people.
"You a China-man, ain't you?"
"Well, I am 1/16 Korean"
"I knew it!! You is a China-man"
Conformity, how I hate thee.
posted by Blaximus at 12:00 AM
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