Wow. Need to blog more often. I've been getting lazy.
Well, to start off with, I'm gonna rag on my Algebra teacher. Nick, I've someone who sweats more than you do. This guy probably sweats after peeling a banana. And not just light sweat. After about thirty minutes of class, this guy would have a nice glaze covering his face. The looks like he just finished running a marathon. And this is an everyday occurrence. Weird.
Man, I'm getting lazy. I have two class up at Tomball on Tuesday and Thursday nights. And I've reached the point where i use the handicap doors instead the regular doors. You have to hit the little red button for these handicap doors.....So last week I'm walking to class, and I go to hit the handicap button, and these two dogs round the corner the same time I do. And you know how those handicap doors stay open for like a good 10 seconds? Well, these dogs proceed to walk into the school. I go on to class. I come back an hour later, they've got dog catchers trying to catch these dogs. So I walked up to one of the guys to ask him a question. I said, "Hey dude, who let the dogs out?" (pause for laughter)
I was picking a scab tonight, and i thought, "Man, its been a while since I've had a good ole scab picking".
"Drug dealers don't sell drugs, drugs sell drugs! I've never heard a drug dealer say, 'How am I going to get rid of all this crack??'"
I was thinking the other about Fidel Castro. And he's really not a bad guy, besides the fact that he's a COMMUNIST!!!
Matt, I agree, there was too much color in Zion.
"Stankonia said that they were willing to drop Bombs over Bahgdad"
Remember how in drivers ed, they said to put your hands at 10 and 2? My question is, who still does that anymore? Because I know I don't. I drive at 12.
Shouts to my LSU, Tech, UT, A&M and "Texas State" peeps, y'all know who y'all are.
Well, to start off with, I'm gonna rag on my Algebra teacher. Nick, I've someone who sweats more than you do. This guy probably sweats after peeling a banana. And not just light sweat. After about thirty minutes of class, this guy would have a nice glaze covering his face. The looks like he just finished running a marathon. And this is an everyday occurrence. Weird.
Man, I'm getting lazy. I have two class up at Tomball on Tuesday and Thursday nights. And I've reached the point where i use the handicap doors instead the regular doors. You have to hit the little red button for these handicap doors.....So last week I'm walking to class, and I go to hit the handicap button, and these two dogs round the corner the same time I do. And you know how those handicap doors stay open for like a good 10 seconds? Well, these dogs proceed to walk into the school. I go on to class. I come back an hour later, they've got dog catchers trying to catch these dogs. So I walked up to one of the guys to ask him a question. I said, "Hey dude, who let the dogs out?" (pause for laughter)
I was picking a scab tonight, and i thought, "Man, its been a while since I've had a good ole scab picking".
"Drug dealers don't sell drugs, drugs sell drugs! I've never heard a drug dealer say, 'How am I going to get rid of all this crack??'"
I was thinking the other about Fidel Castro. And he's really not a bad guy, besides the fact that he's a COMMUNIST!!!
Matt, I agree, there was too much color in Zion.
"Stankonia said that they were willing to drop Bombs over Bahgdad"
Remember how in drivers ed, they said to put your hands at 10 and 2? My question is, who still does that anymore? Because I know I don't. I drive at 12.
Shouts to my LSU, Tech, UT, A&M and "Texas State" peeps, y'all know who y'all are.
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