"Dave, whats gotten into you?"
"Its not what's gotten into me, its what's gotten into Oprah. My seed, son!!"

So I was cleaning out my closet last night, and I found this 3 month old cookie cake that this girl gave me for Valentine's Day. I'm gonna see how long I can leave it there.

For those of you that didn't know, Klein HS had its prom last week. Here are my predictions for Prom Babies this year: 3 babies; 2 boys and 1 girl, and they're all gonna be named Madison.

My Rick James shirt came in the mail on Friday.

Here are some more tips for when you go out to a resturant:
1. Don't ask other waiters for items, stick to your own waiter. I was at work on Saturday morning, and one of the other waitresses asked if I could drop off some drinks to her table. Being the nice guy that I am, I did it for her. I get to the table, drop the drinks off, and then the table has the nerve to ask me to get them some more bread. Big no-no. This only upsets that waiter and the original waiter.

2. When you order ANYTHING from anywhere, always specify. This has happened to me so many times.
-"I'll have the crawfish"-Hey dumbass, we have 5 entrees and 2 appetizers with crawfish, which one do you want?
-"You never got our kids anything to drink"-Bitch, you never ordered anything for them. I'm not a mind reader.
"Give them both strawberry"-Strawberry what? strawberry soda, strawberry milk, strawberry icecream, a bowl of strawberries, strawberry shortcake?
"We dont have strawberry soda, ma'am"
"Why not?"- Why not? Cuz I said so!!