Chronicles of Riddick. It sucked. I've seen some sucky movies before, but that was the suckiest suck that ever sucked. I want my $8 back.

I've got not one, not two, but three, count 'em, three prospective buyers. Talk about crazy.

The Brandon James Workout Plan in back in action.

Warped Tour anyone?

United&mpersand, its my new clothing company. Mail me for info.
blaximus2003@yahoo.com

Yeah.

Every Tuesday or Wednesday at about 2 o'clock in the morning, I heard someone doing yard work, and by yardwork I mean mowing the grass. Then 30 minutes later you hear one of those gas powered leaf blowers. Who in their right mind does yard work at two in the morning? Crazy crackers.

Air Soft guns hurt. Trust me. I got shot right between the eyes; talk about a head shot. Hey Hamilton, I hope you have fun picking up the pellets.

I'm bored

"They say if something yours and you let it go, if comes back to it was yours all along...."

I'm sick of work.

Drill sargent, I don't work for you, I'm not going to war.

I saw Shrek 2 last night. It was really good. Know whats even better? I bought the bootleg copy for $5. Booya.

El fin

R.I.P. Ronnald Regan

Stupid Smarty Jones. If he was so smart, then he would've figured a way to beat the other horse.

Im so tired.

This "relationship" is running me rugged. "Summer of love" my ass.

So..........

Today Nick and I went to the mall and we played a little game. It was called "Guess the Age". The object of the game was to guess the age of the girls at the mall. Fellas, you know what I'm talking about. Girls nowadays dress older than they really are, making it hard for guys to decipher they're real age. I won 5 to 3. Who's your daddy, Nick?

Yo, yesterday I went to Astroworld with some people from work, and I have to admit that I had fun. Well first of all, Astroworld has declined over the years, or maybe it's just the way I viewed Astroworld when I was younger. It doesnt have the same thrill that I had when I was in middleschool. "Washed-up" and "cheezy" are the words that best describe it. Never-the-less, I still had fun. There were no lines. We rode Grease Lightnigh 4 times. I didn't even have to get out of my seat on some rides; we just sat there are rode them over and over. I had a butt-load of fun.

My MC Chris cd came in the mail yesterday. And you know what, it's actually a decent cd. Plus the shirt I bought is badass. Cop that s#@t.

No sleep tonight. All-staff in the morning. Here my schedule for Saturday June 5:
1:00a.m.- Blog (in the process)
2:00- Vice City
4:00-5:00a.m.- Gym
5:00-5:10a.m.- Drive to work
5:10-7:00a.m.- Cook breakfast for some ungrateful bastards (aka my coworkers) for our All-Staff meeting
7:00-10:00a.m.- All-Staff meeting
10:30a.m.-11:00p.m.-Server food to some more ungrateful bastards (aka our "guests")
Midnight- TBA

Miree I hope that my advice helped you out. Oh, thanks for commenting!!

Cheese it!

Hear ye, hear ye
Let it be known across the land that Sir Brandon James has just beaten GTA Vice City. Yeah that's right sluts. I beat the game. Sonny Forelli is dead, along with Lance Vance, and Tommy is now king of the island in the sun.

Speaking of Vice City, have you ever noticed that GTA 3 and GTA VC have a lot of Scarface references. For example:
-in GTA 3, there's one radio station that plays songs from the movie, like the "Push it to the Limit" song
-in Vice City, Tommy's mansion has the same interior color as Tony's mansion in scarface
-in Tommy's office, if you look at the security monitor in the corner, you'll see screen shots from the Scarface movie
-the last mission in VC is identical to the last scene in the movie, when Tony has to defend his cash from a bunch of Columbians

Man I am such a nerd.

A few things that im going to miss next year when i go off to school:
1. Abigail
2. Mom's home cooking
3. My dog, Corbin
4. My room
5. Jeff's parties
6. the 'Deaux
7. lol, working out at the gym

Are you down with the Pee Pants ?