You know what really sucks? Gambit wasn't the past two X-Men movies. Maybe in the third one they'll put him in. And whats up with Marvel? They're put out movies left and right. They got "The Punisher" coming out in a few. It looks like its gonna be up there with "Hulk" and "Daredevil". But then again, its a movie about a guy going around killing people, so how could they screw that up?

If anyone is looking for a personal trainer, give me a call.

Have y'all seen the trailer for Spiderman 2? Yowzaa, that's all I have to say, yowzaa. Dr. Octopus!!!

Sean.

"Mother, I come baring a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster"

So last night I watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Not the new one but the original from the 70's. For a movie with such cheap special effects (if you could call them that), it's still a pretty scary movie. There's this part when Leatherface is chasing one of the girls around in his house, and he grabs her and throws her up on these meat hooks dangling from the ceiling. Then Leatherface goes and starts cutting up her friend right in front her. Classic.

Last night I had some crazy dreams. It was crazy. Rice burners, hookers, elementary school kids, and grocery store mayhem. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. In my dream, I see my manager. And then he starts talking mess to me. I was about to lay the Smackdown on him, but for some reason I didn't. I dunno, I really wanna punch him. In real life.

I think I might need some counseling. Or a punching bag.

I don't know what to write.

I've got to pull a 7 page paper out of my butt by Wednesday morning. Over what, you ask? Slavery. That should be easy, being black and all. (Pause for laughter)

I wish I had a running partner.

I'm still pissed at my manager for what he did (scroll down to 3/26/04 if you haven't already read it).

I'd wonder what I'd look like if I had long hair like in the "Hey Ya" video.

Vaya con dios.

You know what sounds really good right now? Chicken fried steak and mashed potatoes, extra gravy, broccoli, a roll, peaches, and some milk. All for $1.55. God bless you, Klein High School.

What up, LG?

Last night was awful. 5 1/2 hours of work = $7 in tips. It just don't add up. I blew all last night on the way home. I got a #5 at Whataburger, extra cheese, extra bacon. And I got an apple pie. All with a dollar to spare.

I'm gonna go to all my classes today.

For the first time in a long time, I got home in time to watch Aquateen Hunger Force. Man, that Meatwad is a funny guy.

I'm sooooooooooooooo tired. I was so tired today at work that I started hallucinating. I was walking into the kitchen then all of a sudden my buddy list popped up on the wall in front of me (I'm dead serious!).

Hey, Nick, add two more to the list of my stalkers.

There's this lady that comes into the resturant every now and then. She came in today and sat in my section. She sits at the same table everytime she comes in. She is what we call a "camper", she stays here reading a book for like 3 hours. The last time I had her, she was there from 12 to about 5:30. Reading a friggin' book. "Wang chung"

I bought Switchfoot's "The Beautiful Letdown" Cd. Very choice.

"Bill Gates don't dangle diamonds in the face of peasants when he's Microsoftin' through the place"

Yo quiero sleep

What am I doing up 2:30 in the morning? That's I a question I wish I had an answer for.

Thanks for the wake-up call Nick. I was having a dream about waiting on a bearded lady at Pappadeaux. Seriously, I was. Well, she wasn't really "bearded", just really stubble-ly. Like she hadn't shaved in a while

Long day ahead of me:
4:00-5:00a.m.- Gym
5:00-5:10a.m.- Drive to work
5:10-7:00a.m.- Cook breakfast for some ungrateful bastards (aka my coworkers) for our All-Staff meeting
7:00-10:00a.m.- All-Staff meeting
10:30a.m.-6:00p.m.-Server food to some more ungrateful bastards (aka our "guests")
6:00-Midnight- TBA


The theme for our All-Staff meeting is "Old School". They told us to wear all alumni stuff. So I'm bringing my letterjacket out of retirement along with the class ring. That ring was 2 bills. Man, that's a lot for a ring. I wore it all the way from my junior year at Klein up until midway through my first semester in college. That's when I realized that it wasn't cool to show your high school affiliation.

"The 70's ended for me that day, on December 31, 1979"

Sometimes I wish I wasn't Troy Aikman's son.

I am so pissed off.

One of my managers at work got in argument and he kicked me out of the resturant. He blamed me for something I didn't do, and that really made me mad. When he confronted me on it, I kept asking "Did you see me do? Did you see me do it?" and he never answered. Then he was like, "Thats it your going home" and he walked out of the kitchen. I was only at the resturant for about another 45 minutes before another manager told me that it'd be better if I went home. I was like "Yeah I think your right". I was in a pissy mood for the rest of my shift. So here I am, at home, on a Friday night, with nothing to do.

This is not Brandon James. This is someone I don't know. I never get mad. Those of you who know me well can vouch for me. And I never hold grudges. But this time might be different.................

I think I'm gonna go write some poetry to let out my frustration.

Man, I can't wait to see Toria again.

I'm out.

Time for some shout outs:

Amber: what's up girl? I've been meaning to call you, but being a playa is a full time job.

Steve Perry: Hey, you remember that time when we went camping in Arkansas with Boy Scouts, and there was that HUGE spider in my tent? Yeah, those were the good ole days.

All my peoples still at Klein: Hang in there. Thats all I got to say.

Cush: Shut up, triscut!!

Lauren: Whats up girl? Long time no talk. Lets do lunch sometime next week. Give me a call.

And there you have it.

I just woke up. I woke up late. I missed my morning classes. How unfortunate.

I think I'm gonna go to the gym today. I haven't been in a couple of weeks. I like working out. I really like that everytime I go to the gym, there is always a "meathead" there. By definition, a "meathead" is a person, male or female, who spends every waking moment at the gym. I was talking to one of the other waiters at work, and she was telling that that kind of behavior is a disease. You know how people with anorexia will never be skinny enough, "meatheads" think that they'll have enough muscles. Weird, huh?

Y'all remember the show "Doug" on Nickelodeon? What was up with all the food references? His girlfriend's name was Patty Mayonaise. His favorite band was The Beets, and his dog's name was Porkchop.

N-E-R-D No one Ever Really Dies

Sean Murphy: Your one heck of a nice guy. Good luck to you in whatever you do.

Wow. What a day I had yesterday. I don't know what to say. No, really, I don't know what to type. Besides the that runin I had with my pseudo-stalker, today was a normal day.

Man, I could go for some crawfish right now. $3.95 a pound a Pappadeaux. Or maybe a langastino. Booya.

Ive always wonder if I got a colored tatoo, would it show up? Maybe a little, because I'm not like a really dark black. I don't know.

Brandon James: Man, myth, or legend?

This is for you Nick

I just got off of work. It was slow today. I only made about 40 bones. Y'all never guess who came into the resteraunt yesterday. "Big 'ole Michael Strahan". Yeah. He came into the resturant. I didn't see him but this is what one of the managers said.

Crazy AIM conversations. Ain't that right, Nick?

I like to write poetry (if you want to call it that). It's not the kind that rhymes and stuff. Its just what I'm thinking. I wrote this one my senior year in high school. I was feeling depressed at the time, but not anymore. Here goes:

Why do things happen?
Whether good or bad.
Is there a reason for all these situations
School, work, work, school, why do I play the fool?
Friends, foes, I watch time as it goes by
Quickly, smoothly, freshly along its way
It is the reason for misery, mood today
I feel as though I will never get it right
Through trials, errors always befall me.

Why do things happen?
I get passed, skipped and overlooked
Although I shine differently from others
The light is hidden by clouds
Ah! How bright it is. Until a wind blows those dense
White clouds deters my rays from their chosen path
Once the gale force is spent, all returns to normal,
Allowing life to function normally
Constantly the wind blows, constantly allowing light
To shine temporarily. Only when my light is at
Full strength can it outshine the dark clouds.
Why?

My first blog post. I decided to jump on the blog bandwagon. Why? Because everyone else is doing it.

I didnt sleep last night.